i am stomping on mountains

My ideal situation to occur in the 2014 Commonwealth Games is there being a competition to vote for which athlete has the hottest butt or whatever nonsense, and the announcer after telling the viewers to send their votes over some app says “smartphones, in my opinion they’re more like dumbphones” which is followed by a silence that grows cumulatively longer by 3 seconds each time the conversation happens (every 2 hours for the first week)

grumpysalmon:

It’s great to see someone I knew from high school who spends almost all of his life rapping very badly via Facebook videos is keeping you all on your tows

grumpysalmon:

Diddy Kong: men love him, women want to be him, but is there more to this spunky little monkey than he truly lets on? More details tonight at 6

*listens to 30 seconds of are you gonna be my girl, by acclaimed australian band ready to take the world by storm, Jet* nice dude, love that counting bit, he knows his shit

put some water in that pool i wanna swim

put some water in that pool i wanna swim

*watches three new episodes of the simpsons in a row for no conceivable reason* oh nice man, 70 minutes straight of jokes about iphones

Diddy Kong: men love him, women want to be him, but is there more to this spunky little monkey than he truly lets on? More details tonight at 6

Imagine being friends with a YouTube celebrity and you’re in their room watching them edit a vid. Do you think if you asked them “why so many jump cuts?” they would passive aggressively hassle you for the rest of the night and cite people like Jenna Marbles and Smosh saying some stuff about how we all have useless attention spans these days? Do you think that one question could end a friendship?

grumpysalmon:

lets hear it for good charlotte everybody

wish they didnt have such foul mouths though…

lets hear it for good charlotte everybody

this whole website… *shakes head for a little too long* its just hell in a hand basket…