i am stomping on mountains

thebucketshow:

Episode 2 - Fistful of Shade is up now!

hmm ok i watched it. lemme tell ya, im at least a c+ guest

I am at the internship moderating comments on their website and there were 9 comments in a row saying “looking for egg roll recipes” from someone named Delmus

Hmm… What a weird thing to be definitely lying about

Hmm… What a weird thing to be definitely lying about

definitely the top three moments while living with angobangoswango in no particular order have been:

  • when we watched lowenaffchens owl city fireflies lyric vid
  • when we got avocado three times in a row on the fruits and vegetable quizup category
  • when he vomited blueberry smoothie on the floor and needed to go to hospital

remember when lowenaffchen used to do lyric videos on youtube except he’d change all the songs to break stuff by limp bizkit when the singing started. i loved them

Miley Cyrus Denounces Illuminati & Vows To Help Homeless From Now On

I had a dream that Miley Cyrus wore a dress with the album art for Lateralus by Tool on it

This minion is killin it man

This minion is killin it man

meme-daddy420:

grevenz:

I wonder what it’s like to just be pro-guns in general. Like just to hear the word “guns” and think only positive thoughts.

Pretty fantastic actually.

Tell me more meme-daddy420

meme-daddy420:

grevenz:

I wonder what it’s like to just be pro-guns in general. Like just to hear the word “guns” and think only positive thoughts.

Pretty fantastic actually.

Tell me more meme-daddy420

leunig slayin our expectations

leunig slayin our expectations

If I were to be a teacher my ambition would be to become of those ones who for some reason doesn’t always let kids go to the toilet, and instead just say stuff like “you’ve got to learn to train your bladder”

morefunthanbeingsad:

Good one, Leunig

a pioneer of the genre

morefunthanbeingsad:

Good one, Leunig

a pioneer of the genre

why didnt rj mitte win an emmy

Remember the movie Signs? That was such a funny movie. I still regularly rehearse discussions about that movie in my mind because it is the funniest thing that the aliens were weak to water yet chose to invade a planet made almost entirely out of it.

who the hell is jon tron