i am stomping on mountains

grumpysalmon:

The lady in front of me at the supermarket today was wearing a Bay and Basin Line Dancing Association shirt, and some specfic situation occurred between us at the check-out that I thought was really funny. Except this was hours ago and I had no wifi to post about it and I forget the funny bit. I am pissed

She called me buckaroo

The lady in front of me at the supermarket today was wearing a Bay and Basin Line Dancing Association shirt, and some specfic situation occurred between us at the check-out that I thought was really funny. Except this was hours ago and I had no wifi to post about it and I forget the funny bit. I am pissed

I am going to make chapstick for dogs

On your first day at Buzzfeed HQ you stroke the Grumpy Cat and it sorts you into one of two factions: the Good Guy Gregs, or the Scumbag Steves

I am watching Ferris Bueller’s Day Off and it is a weird experience when you read the Wikipedia page of the actor chasing after Ferris and find out he was arrested for possession of child pornography

Y’know when you’re watching a movie and you look up all the actors on Wikipedia and the majority of them have had tragic things happen to them in their life? That is a good reminder of the cruelty of life in my opinion. Even sexy people live in sadness

Visiting my family is great because Dad usually takes me for a drive, puts on Triple J really loud, and tries to embarrass me by winding down the window and dancing to every song that he claims in sung by a band called “The Snake Hypnotizers”

Visiting my family is great because Dad usually takes me for a drive, puts on Triple J really loud, and tries to embarrass me by winding down the window and dancing to every song that he claims in sung by a band called “The Snake Hypnotizers”

mushroomsandmosses:

Rainbow Fungus. (by Omygodtom)

mushroomsandmosses:

Rainbow Fungus. (by Omygodtom)

Bacon culture transcends meme culture and has become a level even more insufferable imo

Bacon culture transcends meme culture and has become a level even more insufferable imo

Irregardless of how insufferable it is with respect to bacon culture, this may also be the foulest possible thing created in all of history. I would rather eat a mountain of melted goop that was once black jellybeans than even touch bacon bourbon.

Irregardless of how insufferable it is with respect to bacon culture, this may also be the foulest possible thing created in all of history. I would rather eat a mountain of melted goop that was once black jellybeans than even touch bacon bourbon.

It is great how eliminating the context of an image can durastically change the reason I find it funny. If I saw this bit of writing without knowing who wrote it, I would think it was written by one of my online friends, and it would be prettty funny because they are funny words. But the reason I think it is super hilarious is because the person who wrote this is someone from high school who is now an entrepeneur and is really into brand management, and this is a legitmate strategy of his

It is great how eliminating the context of an image can durastically change the reason I find it funny. If I saw this bit of writing without knowing who wrote it, I would think it was written by one of my online friends, and it would be prettty funny because they are funny words. But the reason I think it is super hilarious is because the person who wrote this is someone from high school who is now an entrepeneur and is really into brand management, and this is a legitmate strategy of his

Is anyone cool online

I bought some cammy scrote

I think my favourite brands on Facebook are wineries with fewer than 100 likes that post regularly